Advice on how to survive life
never cool to listen to the Spice Girls
under any circumstances go to the toilet straight after
the Backstreet boys start to sound good its time to stop
got way too much spare time if you do all your homework
hard, be good to your mother. (Now where did I hear that
behind and give thanks, look forward and take courage.
no one, it hardens your heart.
get in shouts with someone who is a stronger drinker than
true to your beliefs, even if others don't share them.
life to the fullest because there were a million other
sperm who weren't as fast as you.
matter how bad your life seems, there's always someone
else worse off.
the first spot you see, especially if you're parking
under Coles or squeezing pimples.
clear of Red Heads. (Sorry Red Heads)
ideals are like the stars, we may never reach them but we
use them to plot our course.
Drink & Drive, if you do youre a bloody idiot.
speed, unless driving a getaway vehicle after an armed
hold up, then its advisable.
trendy, but not too trendy.
study early childhood.
year have three or four visits back to your youth in way
of immature and irresponsible behaviour.
is Third Eye Blind.
Nature is not.
more to life than the opposite sex. Not much, but a bit.
more important to cultivate a healthy and active mind
than it is to have huge muscles. (I'm only saying that
cause I don't have any.)
now and again and try to assess your life, where you are,
where you want to go, and are you on track?
something now and again to assure yourself you still can.
the moment, seize the day.
sun cream. SPF15+
get Tattoos of trendy symbols that will go out of
at least 26 when you marry.
lots of fibre.
not to run over endangered fauna.
the TV with the biggest screen.
is the best medicine; it doesn't tast like goat pee, and
won't give you the runs.
the Stereo with the highest Watts and most cool display.
your hands after going to the toilet.
not suck toes, you could get Tinier.
the washer on your face before your backside.
life to the full: there is no nostalga in Heaven
other people; you might need to give more than they need
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