(Ha, Ha, Ha...)

Indecision is the key to flexibility

There is always one more bastard than you counted on

You can't tell which way the train went by looking at its tracks

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

Sometimes too much drink isn't enough

The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant

The careful application of terror is a form of communication

Someone who thinks logically presents a nice contrast to the real world

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for

Every thing should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense

Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism

This is probably as bad as it gets, but don't count on it

If you think there is good in everyone, you haven't met everyone

All things equal, fat people use more soap

If you can smile when things go wrong, you obviously have someone in mind to blame

One seventh of your life is wasted on Mondays

The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets


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Greg Bellamy