• Its never cool to listen to the Spice Girls
• Don't under any circumstances go to the toilet straight after preparing chilli.
• When the Backstreet boys start to sound good its time to stop drinking.
• You've got way too much spare time if you do all your homework on time.
• Work hard, be good to your mother. (Now where did I hear that one?)
• Look behind and give thanks, look forward and take courage.
• Hate no one, it hardens your heart.
• Don't get in shouts with someone who is a stronger drinker than you.
• Be true to your beliefs, even if others don't share them.
• Live life to the fullest because there were a million other sperm who weren't as fast as you.
• No matter how bad your life seems, there's always someone else worse off.
• Take the first spot you see, especially if you're parking under Coles or squeezing pimples.
• Steer clear of Red Heads. (Sorry Red Heads)
• Our ideals are like the stars, we may never reach them but we use them to plot our course.
• Don't Drink & Drive, if you do you’re a bloody idiot.
• Don't speed, unless driving a getaway vehicle after an armed hold up, then its advisable.
• Be trendy, but not too trendy.
• Don't study early childhood.
• Each year have three or four visits back to your youth in way of immature and irresponsible behaviour.
• Everclear is Cool.
• So is Third Eye Blind.
• Human Nature is not.
• There's more to life than the opposite sex. Not much, but a bit.
• Its more important to cultivate a healthy and active mind than it is to have huge muscles. (I'm only saying that cause I don't have any.)
• Stop now and again and try to assess your life, where you are, where you want to go, and are you on track?
• Read something now and again to assure yourself you still can.
• Live the moment, seize the day.
• Wear sun cream. SPF15+
• Don't get Tattoos of trendy symbols that will go out of fashion.
• Be at least 26 when you marry.
• Eat lots of fibre.
• Try not to run over endangered fauna.
• Get the TV with the biggest screen.
• Laughter is the best medicine; it doesn't tast like goat pee, and won't give you the runs.
• Get the Stereo with the highest Watts and most cool display.
• Wash your hands after going to the toilet.
• Do not suck toes, you could get Tinier.
• Use the washer on your face before your backside.
• Live life to the full: there is no nostalga in Heaven
• Help other people; you might need to give more than they need to receive.

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Greg Bellamy

1999

gbella01@postoffice.csu.edu.au